How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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