Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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