Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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