if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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