What a fucking waste of an outfit
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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