Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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