JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize