Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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