Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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