I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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