Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
