doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
That was before I lit my hair on fire
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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