Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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