so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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