But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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