actually, I'm a sock model
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Is Oprah even human
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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