I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
false alarm, still single
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
