you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
His nipple licking is glorious
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