used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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