i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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