8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
All the doctor said was why
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
