There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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