Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
pray to the hookup gods
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
