at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
