It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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