dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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