After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
