Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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