He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He better not be in your backpack
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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