so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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