It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
