okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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