No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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