Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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