I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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