How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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