After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Randomize
