Duck Duck Cougar?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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