She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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