I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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