I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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