this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
