Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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