She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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