in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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