After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
3pm strippers are depressing
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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