I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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