You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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