She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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