I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Randomize
