And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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