so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
