Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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