"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Randomize
