he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Oh god it's open bar.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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