I wanna bring you to show and tell
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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