Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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