Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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